There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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