More tranny stories later!
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When are your genitals available?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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