it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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