youre lurking in front of me
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
