I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
