it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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