I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
????
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize