So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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