that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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