apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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