Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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