You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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