the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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