I should be sponsored by Trojan
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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