I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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