How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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