I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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