Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
