Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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