Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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