i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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