Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
