I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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