Pappa wants mamma naked
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had to cum in my sink.
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