i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I could fuck to npr.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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