Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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