You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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