I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees