i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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