you would pick up someone in the library
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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