just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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