his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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