Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
