I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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