he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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