are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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