Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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