Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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