woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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