ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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