my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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