You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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