Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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