he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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