he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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