Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
