2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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