just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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