Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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