So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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