So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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