This is not my ceiling
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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