North Korea, Best Korea!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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