porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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