Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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