He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize