i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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